Summer Reading...For Us!

I'm sure you're saying to yourself, "Who the hell has time to pick up a book?!"  Answer is: YOU!  When the babe's napping, at the park, before bed, on vacay, during a load of laundry...whenever!  Ok, now that you've made the time, we've got you covered (cover to cover) with the most scintillating summer reading material EVER, handpicked by HML and brought straight to you!  Three prerequisites a book must meet to top our list:  1. SEX  2. DRUGS  3. ROCK & ROLL  Because for real ladies, what's a good story without it?!  Here's a list of our faves, notice a theme?? :) ENJOY!

I'M WITH THE BAND - Pamela Des Barre  Unquestionably our favorite book of all time and the story that inspired an all time favorite movie, Almost Famous, with our all time fave gal, K-Hud

THE LONG HARD ROAD OUT OF HELL - Marilyn Manson  You don't have to be a fan of his music to be totally fascinated by this iconic performer's twisted life.  It's SOOOOOO GOOD!

YOU LOOK WONDERFUL TONIGHT: George Harrison, Eric Clapton and Me - Pattie Boyd  The title sums up this beautifully messy little love triangle

STEVIE NICKS: Visions, Dreams & Rumors - by Zoi Howe  It's a bit drawn-out at times documenting the band's every move, tour, nail-break, but when it's good, oooohhhh it's sooooo good.  Highlights- Stevie's tumultuous love affairs and stories of her iconic Gypsy Queen style.

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MY CROSS TO BEAR - Gregg Allman - Sex, Drugs, Rock&Roll at it's peak - need we say more!?

ORDEAL: The Truth Behind Deepthroat - Linda Lovelace:  Classic tale of a good girl gone bad with twists and turns that'll leave your stomach in knots

HIGH ON ARRIVAL - Mackenzie Phillips  There is no Hollywood story as down right F%*$ed up as this one  Worth the read, but have a box of tissues nearby.

6 Things We Can't Live Without...

6 Things We Can't Live Without...Enjoy! ♥

 

 

 

 

Lise Watier Water Proof Pencil Liner - From 1st Bdays to graduations, finally a totally smudge-proof eyeliner for all the teary occasions in our lives - $17 http://www.lisewatier.com/ca_en/makeup/eyes/eyeliners/crayon-kajal-noir

Cast Iron Skillet - For the most-flavorful family meals guaranteed -$33  www.crateandbarrel.com

 

New Faces Skincare - For every Haute Goddess craving a serious skincare boost, this line is so exclusive you can only get it by calling- not available for online purchase # 1-800-4StarMd http://www.starplasticsurgery.net

Playful Shades - Color, Shapes, Sizes...Loud = Haute! Fun frames jazz up any ol outfit like that! Deals to designers - We found these for $5 at the Salsa Festival.

Sit-To-Stand Learning Walker - The best $35 you'll ever spend.  For a little one's entire first year +++ of life.  And a major life-savor for moms who need a second to breath #GawdBless www.buybuybaby.com

Little Hearts - Every penny worth it when you snap a pic of your cutie looking adorbs this in one of these limited-print leotards!!! http://littleheartsco.bigcartel.com $29

Move Over Dash, Enaz Is In Town!

The Kardashian Sisters have some serious competition with this dynamic sister trio.  Introducing, Melinda, Lena, and Samantha, dear friends of HML and women we strive to be like; business owners, trendsetters and most of all, Haute Mommies!  Here's their awesome story, proving you really can have it all... http://dailynorthshore.com/2015/07/20/enaz-makes-it-all-in-the-family/

5 Steps To The Best Birthday Party - On A Budget

Let's face it Haute Mommies, Birthday Parties for kiddies under the age of 3 are totally for us.  Think back, do you really remember anything from your childhood before 3, 4, or 5...maybe flashing images here or there, but that's really the extent.  So how do you plan something that'll engage our little ones and keep parents from running for the door?  Great entertainment for starters, oh yea, and a little lotta booze too.  Taking all that into account, we were, well, sorta modest in planning Gibson's 1st birthday.  100 of our nearest and dearest (I know I know) a backyard party with endless food, booze, babes and a band...but we managed to nail it on a budget.  It was a HIT!  Here's how it went down...take notes ;) PICK A THEME - 2 words: Party City. http://www.partycity.com It's a one-stop-shop.  We opted for the whole planes, trains, automobile shtick and found everything in literally one spot...plates, napkins, utensils, cups, streamers, banners, bib, you name it...and it was totally affordable.

BRING ON THE BAND - If you're in the So Cal area, you MUST check out The BeatBuds http://www.thebeatbuds.com The kids are in love with the musical-duo and the songs are so catchy you'll find yourself humming along.  Bonus: They'll mail a CD before your party to get you acquainted with the songs.  This is what MADE the party.  Without the band, snoooooozefest.

MORE PIZZA PLEASE - We catered pizza and salad from Ameci Pizza http://www.amecipizzaandpasta.com Note: Have the kid pies double-sliced for thinner pieces.  Saves $$ and food from being wasted.  We also catered one big sub from Italia Deli for adults who can't look at another piece of pizza. http://italiadeli.com

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CAN'T FORGET THE BOOZE - Wine and Beer is the easiest option.  Can we say Costco?  Your best friend in times like these.  Next time I'm not wimping out and going for a whole Bloody Mary Bar instead because why the hell not?!

BLOW OUT THE CANDLES - Staying consistent with our theme, we got a fabulous cake for the party people, and a personal cake for Gibson to ravage through - both from Ralph's

*** I must say, we had an awesome and relatively easy time planning Gib's bday.  We executed it on a budget and it was flawless.  Maybe Gibson won't remember his 1st birthday but thank Gawd we've got the pix to prove it.