How To Travel With Your Tots

Wouldn't it be nice to swiftly glide through airports the way Brangelina and brood do??!  If life was only that simple...and glamourous.  This holiday season we've got you covered so you can  focus more on spiked N-O-G and less on T-S-A.  Now, let’s get one thing straight, I like flying about as much as having my legs strapped down in those nasty stirrups as the Gyno dives head first for my crown jewels. Pap Smears are about as glamorous as commercial flights, only paps don’t crash, planes do…rarely, I know, but…ya get the pic. Now, take my fear of flying and compound that with a beloved 6-month-old glued to your boob for take off, landing and just about every other minute of a 5hour flight cross-country. Oh it happened ya’llz! I envy good fliers, like my sister-in-law, Linden. She’s NOT neurotic, and IS logical so it only makes sense that her little one popped out with pilot wings on too. Little beauty, Vivi, just 3-months-old, has had her passport stamped more than most. She’s been to the US twice—from the UK!!! Nashville, LA and the list is growing day by day.

Fortunately, Haute Mamas, Linden’s done the dirty work for us and has gathered a seriously informative list of Do’s and Dont’s for traveling con bebe. I followed her advice and let’s just say, my most recent trip from NYC to LA was very manageable. I did NOT break out in hives, I DID knock back 1 glass of wine, instead of the usual 3+++ and touchdown in LA also came with great compliments from the cabin that our baby was so well-behaved. I must say, I took great pleasure in seeing those initial death stares from old guy in 3B and lady with ginormous sparkler and too much plastic surgery in 5E, transform to smiles all around. Gibs was such a little charmer, they actually brought him up to the cockpit to see where all the magic happens…great photo opp.

Anywhooo…I owe our success to the lovely Linden. Here’s a list to help you get through this crazy season of travel. We’ve yet to write the manual on how to avoid family feuds upon arrival. That’s next. Stay tuned

  1. Book afternoon flight
  2. Feed extra throughout the day to make baby extra happy - and feed anytime you have an extra minute during traveling since you don't know when the next opportunity may be
  3. Feed on take off and landing
  4. Seat infant - use baby Bjorn not their weird infant seat belt the airline supplies
  5. If flying economy, sit in bulk head. It gives you a lot of room to move around and easy access to toilets. Also, for the longer flights, the bigger airplanes have bassinets for the baby coming down from the wall in front of bulk head. First come first serve.
  6. Make sure your expressed milk has the right caps on it, not just the teet. Otherwise it will leak everywhere...I know from experience, oops.
  7. Wear VERY breast accessible clothing
  8. Know how to quickly collapse your stroller - sounds obvious but there is a lot of pressure to get it collapsed quickly and correctly.  Buy stroller / car seat bags on Amazon to put your items in when gate checking, otherwise could get ruined.
  9. Bring toys with lights to occupy baby
  10. Travel light, no matter what you need the place you are going will have it
  11. Don't over think the trip, just go!
  12. Pick a hotel in the City Center so you can go back and forth to feed
  13. Lower your expectation of traveling quickly, the days of arriving to the airport with just enough time to breeze through security and arrive at the gate with 10 minutes to spare are over / give yourself plenty of time to casually get through
  14. Milton tablets are great for sterilization on-the-go
  15. Clip your car seat together while empty at gate check to make sure your newborn cushion and arm pads don't fall out
  16. Be prepared for things to get scratched and sometimes ruined when you check it (car seat and stroller) - to side step this either get a travel bag or buy a cheap stroller (citi mini) to travel with
  17. Be on the look out for any family restrooms as you walk through the airports, you will need them! And always ask for one, you would be surprised at the great facilities are hiding in airports and shopping centers. When in stores, hiding in a changing room works too!
  18. Score all the extra points you can with your adorable baby to get upgrades and skip lines.
  19. Pack everything in ziplock bags - sterile pacies, expressed breast milk, etc
  20. These are great for packing baby clothes in an organised way - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Packers-Tidy-Luggage-Packing-Cubes/dp/B000W8GMBQ

 

Haute Mommies Ruled The AMA's

It's thrilling to know that the most sensational, jaw-droppingly gorgeous dames to stroll the AMA red-carpet last night have 1 mayjah thing in common, they're all Haute Mommies! I was there, catching all the action firsthand as a correspondent for Dick Clark Productions and let me just say, there was no shortage of eye candy.  But more than anything, it was the Hollywood moms who really brought glam to the game.

Lemme break it down for you....our Top 3 picks for the best-dressed stars at the AMAs.  

Jlo is stunning on camera, otherworldly in person. I stood beside her during rehearsals in broad daylight, she wore a crop top, low rise workout pants, bright pink Zanotti wedge-sneaks and the most killer set of abs I've ever witnessed. I mean, who still has a six-pack after twins!?? Her skin literally GLOWS.  Like if it was pitch black out, you'd still see Jlo because of her gorgeous glimmer.  Her ex beau, Beau (Casper) Smart was by her side reviewing "dance moves" while I gazed on, privately wiping a puddle of drool.  Hours later, JLo walked the carpet in the most stunning blush Reem Acra that rivals her iconic Versace gown from 2000.

 

Next up, Kate (The Most Beautiful Creature In The World) Beckinsale stepped up for an interview.  Lemme tell you, I could barely get my words out because I could barely get my eyes of her saint-like beauty.  This woman doesn't walk, she floats.  Her skin is flawless, body- omg omg omg! And her voice sounds EXACTLY like a Disney character, like Snow White or Belle or something.  Wanna feel really sick?  This Haute Mama is sweet as pie.  She wore a long white Kaufmanfranco with cutouts and looked every bit dynamite 

 

Last but not to be F*%ed with, Fergie Fergalish Duhamel! I saw her perform in person and that bodacious booty, those killer gams, her itty-bitty waistline, there truly are no words.  She transfixes everyone the second she enters the room, and has more flavor all 31 put together.  She rocked the red-carpet in a black Halston Heritage, but there was not one thing basic about this ensemble.  Ferg's a mom to 16-month old baby Axl and has a seriously sexy hubby to boot.  All in all, Fergie is one Haute Mama.

 

A very special thanks to Hayley Paige for my ridiculously fun AMA gown!!!  You made this Haute Mama very happy :)

 

About Last Night...

Haute Mommies, I'd love to share with you the beauty of Etta, an organization designed to help young adults with special needs. http://www.etta.org  You realize the second you become a Mom, everything changes.  What matters most in life is your child's health, happiness and safety.  The rest is icing on the cake.  Etta makes all of that possible for families who have children with special needs.

I'm overjoyed that I was asked to host the 21st annual Etta-Ohel Gala last night in the International Ballroom of the Beverly Hilton Hotel, same room where the Globes are held.  The crowd was equally as beautiful.  The evening was a total success and I loved every minute.

Here's a little clip of how I got involved in the organization...and we even snuck in a little snark.  Which celeb feathers did I ruffle by asking about a former job??  All that, right here

http://indianexpress.com/videos/special/597107/hollywood-tv-adrianna-cost-hosts-the-2014-etta-gala/

Hauttest Mommy EVER

 

Hello Oliva Wilde.  This is one serious hottie inside and out and tops pretty much everyone's celeb crush list.  But can we just say, she's gotten even more-dazzling post baby!?  There's something so beautiful at Olivia's core not to mention, her core, on display here at the London premiere of her man's new flick, Horrible Bosses 2.  I mean, how the hell to we channel those abs?!  Either way, you go gurrrrl!  Jason Sudeikis is one...lucky...dude x

How Carrie Underwood Squats With A Bun In The Oven

If you caught the CMAs on ABC last week, you may have had to pull your jaw up off the ground after seeing the beautiful, pregnant, Carrie Underwood hosting the night's spectacular alongside Brad Paisley.  This girl looked friggin FIERCE and seriously didn't miss a beat!  All I could keep thinking, there's no way in HELL I could have done that with a bun in the oven.  Costume changes, bright lights, a room full of Country's biggest stars, can we say, IN TIM ID ATING!!???  But Carrie, the true pro she is, nailed it and with a HUGE smile on her face the entire time.  Is it luck?  Is she just one of those women who lovesssss being pregnant (ehhhh) or could it have something to do with this?? Take a gander:  http://www.cmaworld.com/cma-awards/ http://greatideas.people.com/2014/11/10/carrie-underwood-pregnancy-workout/