The Key To Living Longer? The Tortoise Vs. The Human Vs. The Hound

  Sorry to get all serious on yall'z but....Did you know a giant tortoise will live 100+ years on average, while humans' lifespan is around 78.5 (give or take) and sadly our beloved fury friends are with us just a small fraction of that. But why?  Well, turns out, it could have something to do with the number of breaths we take. Now let's get one thing straight, I'm no Doc, wouldn't survive another day of school if I tried, but I do pay attention to basic logic so when I heard this theory, the light bulb went off.

Dogs breathe approximately 24 breaths in a minute Humans = about 12-20 breaths in a minute Tortoises breathe in 4 breaths per minute and they live longest.

Point is, if we as humans, consciously slow down our breathing, taking longer, deeper breaths, will that promote greater relaxation and an overall calmness, creating a longer lifespans for us?! Perhaps it's just one factor, but certainly a crucial one.  After all, we know stress is a one BIG killer. So, we here at Haute Moms Club enlist all you heroic ladies today on this #HauteMommyMonday to do something special for YOURSELF. Whether it's an at-home facial, an online purchase (F#%* Me Pumps, duh),  a shower,  a bath, for gawd sakes, a Real Housewives episode or 5...take some time to celebrate yourself, and most of all, just breathe.

Posh Baby

Baby Driving Loafers?!  Need...I...Say...More!?  Ok, just a couple things.  With Milan Fashion Week right around the corner, it seems only fitting to feature an Italian brand that blows our minds here at Haute Moms Club.  Become familiar with Dolly by Le Petit Tom http://www.lepetittom.nl The clothing is ridiculously adorbs, (see Kourtney's Kutie, Penelope, rocking their pearled cardigan) but it's the shoes, the baby driving loafers in particular, that have our tongues seriously wagging.  Take a gander...and remember, this may be a splurge but what better way to do so!?  All the loafers are around $70.  Enjoy

Ride In Style

 

Most of us take pride in the cars we drive.  Does a coupe suit my style, an SUV more my thing??  Maybe I should "Go Green" with a hot new hybrid?!  BMW, Mercedes, Audi, Chevy... So if this is something we dream about from the time we're weeeee big, then shouldn't our first ride from the womb be rockin' too!?  We realize it's all about comfort, safety, personal style from day one, and our infant carriers are no exception.  As many of our famous friends have shown, there are a lot of choices out there, but here are a few faves here at HauteMomsClub...

1. Giselle Ergo Baby http://store.ergobaby.com

2. Beyonce in Baby Bjorn http://www.babybjorn.com/?market=us

3. Gwen in Gucci www.gucci.com 

4. Kate in Lucky Baby http://www.lucky-baby.com

5. Heidi Baby Bjorn http://www.babybjorn.com/?market=us

6. Kate in a Ring Sling

7. Anna Paquin in http://www.weego.com

Where Does Your Baby Spa?!

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Haute Mommy Brides

Today we're honoring Queen Angelina and her very unconventional, sentimental custom Versace wedding gown, all Versace in the front,  all Jolie/Pitt in the back.  That's right, the backside of Angie's gown and veil are covered in sketches drawn by, wait for it, wait for it...their KIDS!  All together now, "Awwwwwwwww"  So, it got us thinking here at HauteMomsClub of the most beautiful, non-traditional brides...and what could be more unique than a pregnant bride?!  So, here's a look at our top 5 favorite knocked-up brides -  and a look at how you can pull it off too!