A Cheeky Twist On Mom Jeans

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As much as I'd kill to slither back into my favorite post-college low-rise, dangerously hip-hugging denim, well that's about as realistic as Kim K never posting another naked selfie.  Sure they're sexy, but totally, unequivocally age-inappropriate!?? Yup!  And with that, something I promised myself I'd never do, has become a reality....well, sort of.

By definition, mom jeans are hideous, pouch-protruding, wedgie-accentuating, dumpy threads of denim that should be tossed to back of our closets for...ETERNITY.  That is, until now.  It took a recent trip to CVS pharmacy for me to completely overhaul my closet and philosophy.  Picture this...frantic mommy running after a crazy wild tot up and down the aisles until mid-rise rapidly turns into low-rise, as in, plumbers-crack fully friggin exposed.  The poor check out lady had that "Oh bless her heart" look on her face when I limped my way up panting, sweating, on the verge of a full fashion meltdown.  At that moment, mom jeans were about to creep their way into my wardrobe but not just any old frumpy mom jeans.  After much research, I uncovered that cool mom jeans actually DO exist these days.  Hallelujah!  And everyone's taking a stab at em...J Brand, Mavi, Hudson- some with a super cheeky twist like the new Wedgie Jeans for Levi's...Here are a few faves.  ENJOY!  

Levi's Wedgie Jean $150 (ish)

Levi's Wedgie Jean $150 (ish)

Hudson Jeans - Krista super skinny $200 (ish) 

Hudson Jeans - Krista super skinny $200 (ish)

 

(above) Mavi -Adriana ($50) Mavi.com

Hudson (Nico) ($150) 

 

 

Au Fudge!

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What happens when A-lister-turned-family-gal, Jessica Biel comes up with a genius new kid-friendly/adult-approved restaurant and lands it smack in the middle of West Hollywood!?  Seventh Heaven for everyone!!!  Get it Get it?!  

Check out the new Au Fudge, opening March 4th.  Think Soho House meets Chucky Cheese complete with a Timberlake stamp of approval.  It's here, it's real and damn, we wish we would have come up with this cool of a concept.

Early word on the street:  The food's good, the dessert's great!  Mamas, you'll love sipping on champagne while watching your lil ones go nuts in one of the 3 playrooms.  Sign...Us...Up! 

http://la.eater.com/2016/2/29/11134080/au-fudge-jessica-biel-opening-date

 

#AboutLastNight Oscar Fashion!!!

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Let's face it, Oscars = Fashion.  Though last night left a bit to be desired.  We saw a few hits and a few more misses at the 88th Annual Academy Awards.  Here's a rundown of HML's faves and some WTFs.

LADIES OF THE NIGHT

1. Priyanka Chopra in Zuhair Murad and $8-million in jewels!

2. Margot Robbie in gold Tom Ford

3. Cate Blanchett in Armani Prive

 

WINNERS ON STAGE, NOT SO MUCH ON THE CARPET

Two of the most buzzed-about ladies of the evening, you'd think Brie and Alicia would have stolen our fashion hearts, but their looks felt dated, uninspired and Alicia- more Disney Princess than A-list Starlet.  Hair/Makeup didn't much help matters.  Nevertheless, both gals walked away with Oscar Gold sooooo, there's that :)

Brie Larson in Gucci

Brie Larson in Gucci

Alicia Vikander in Louis Vuitton  

Alicia Vikander in Louis Vuitton 

 





social babies

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It's disconcerting to know that our children are being exposed to the world via social media before they can even learn to walk.  What's more frightening is that we, the protectors, are the ones blasting out these precious videos and images without the consent of our little ones.  92% of parents/caregivers are guilty of it, according to this eye-opening article from CNBC.  We here at HML, are no better.  I mean, why wouldn't we want to share the most beautiful moments of our intimate lives with our friends, family and followers?? It may seem harmless, but is it causing more damage than we think??  Read here...

http://www.cnbc.com/id/103406914